Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Computer. On.

I have to take my computer in to be upgraded and unclogged and have its proctological exam and be dusted and I'm not really sure what all.  Super Agent Fred has generously agreed to lend me his spare one (he has a spare computer.  Hmm.)  Is that going to work?  Is life ever that simple?   Probably not, so I probably won't be online for a while.  If my posts seems sort of stale, if my scintillating comments don't appear on your blogs and if the stock prices of porn companies slump, you'll know why.
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8 comments:

  1. ayeM8yMay 15, 2012 at 12:22 AM

    I'll keep it in my prayers.

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  2. BobMay 15, 2012 at 5:03 AM

    I loathe computer problems.
    I would loathe computers, but since they run the world, I deem it best to keep quiet about tha.....


    Uh oh.

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  3. The Cool CookieMay 15, 2012 at 7:23 AM

    Remember to purge the browsing history when you return the spare computer. Not that you would keep secrets and lies from Super Agent Fred, but always practice safe computing.

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  4. kabuki zeroMay 15, 2012 at 8:07 AM

    kabuki gets so nervous whenever mr peenee steps out. thank goodness for S.A.F. For nothing spreads calm like a Super Agent. Kabuki do love that man, but of course kabuki loves mr. peenee ever so much more. Hurry back my precious pup.

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  5. Miss JaneyMay 15, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Too bad there's no snail blogging... I don't even know what that means.

    Take care while you're away, Mr. P.

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  6. YankMay 15, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    My question is this- will SAF's computer work with your printer? Because, I know how important that is to you.

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  7. Anonymous, tooMay 15, 2012 at 7:59 PM

    I hope you have been practicing the Surgeon General's Guidelines for Safe Computing. . .

    . . .but, what with all those houseboys and the Evil and Adorable One having access to your computer. . .

    . . .please let us know how to contact you at Leavenworth!

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  8. Will JMay 16, 2012 at 4:48 PM

    It is always consdiered thoughtful and appropriate to return the computer to the owner with a thank you gift of new porn installed.

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