Sunday, October 21, 2007

Patti LaBelle, Cyndi Lauper and Jessica Simpson

Sometimes I post videos because I'm so impressed by them, sometimes because they make me nostalgic and sometimes,like this, becasue they are so astonishingly bad.

How did these three wind up on the same stage simultaneously? Did they bump into each other in an airport bar somewhere and agree to this thinking it would be amusing while in a tequila induced euphoria?

Patti Labelle is in great form here, but Cyndi, while an old favorite of mine, seems to be sort of stunned. Maybe the tequila wore off.

I knew, vaguely who Jessica Simpson was, but I think this is the first time I've ever heard her voice. You know, it's not bad. But she is no Labelle.

"what the fuck" may be overused, but it's justified here.


  1. What sort of world do we live in where Jessica Simpson can share a stage with the likes of Patti LaBelle and Cyndi Lauper?

    It truly is the End Times.

  2. The only way I'd like to see those three on a stage together is to see Patti Labelle eating Jessica Simpson's decapitated head...with Cyndi Lauper dancing for joy around them....twirling a baton...a flaming baton...singing The Night the Lights went out in Georgia.

    *that*, my friend, would be entertainment.

  3. well, yes, yes it would be enterainment. God knows. I'll take two on the aisle, please. No too close to the stage, I'm not too sure about Cyndi and her flaming batons

  4. i am sooo sorry
    but you are tagged

  5. You write very well.


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