Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Put Me On the Do Not Lamas List, Please

Weeks ago, in some stupid post, I revealed one of my many secret shames, namely, that I get all be-moistened by Lorenzo Lamas. I want to make it clear that there are lots of men who get me equally bothered and a great many more who give me even bigger pants. Anyway, I suspect that post has somehow linked me to the shadowy world of Lamas lovers since today in my email I got a breathless announcement of an entire page full of Lorenzo posters. Who knew? Who cared? Is there anyone this fascinated with some D list beefcake, who, for that matter, hit his beefcake prime twenty years ago? The world is such an odd, odd place.

8 comments:

  1. Nonsense. Lorenzo Lamas is delicious. And that's no more embarrassing than my Bruce Jenner fixation. (Though I have to say, Lorenzo got older much more gracefully)

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  2. Oh I agree that he's delicious, it's the wealth of cheesy posters available that surprised me.

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  3. When he was on Falcon Crest, I used to pray---pray!---that he would appear shirtless, or at least with his shirt unbuttoned. And what do you know, my fervent prayers were always answered.

    Between him being a big lunk, and Jane Wyman being an evil bitch, I used to love that show! The only night-time soap I ever watched.

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  4. And now there's a new Lamas, for a new generation! Lorenzo's son...AJ!

    http://imdb.com/gallery/hh/1114497/iid_1337129.jpg.html?seq=2

    *SWOON!*

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  5. Better than being on the Arlene Dahl List, isn't it?

    (well, maybe)

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  6. Kent-
    Thanks more than plenty for the lead. Goodness. All the hunkiness and none of the poofy hair.

    Jason-
    An Arlene Dahl list? Sign me up!

    Thombeau-
    I know. I know.

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  7. http://dlisted.com/files/Dracula1Low.jpg

    hahahahaha

    I think that's even worse than old Thierry, isnt it? Yes, that's Lorenzo, doing Dracula over at Kean University in Union, NJ.

    hehe.

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  8. ain't no shame in your game - lorenzo is a hot piece.

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