Tuesday, October 16, 2007

trailer female truoble

Cow Queen and I frequently quote huge chunks of dialogue from Female Trouble to each other, which is fine until strangers overhear us. "You most certainly ARE retarded" is a line that can get you a lot of attention.

6 comments:

  1. I just don't know what to do with that child -- I beat her daily!

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  2. I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

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  3. By far my favorite JW film!

    "Come live with me and be a lesbian!"

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  4. I somehow knew this would unleash a storm of quote.

    "I'll never have another one."

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  5. I loved Female trouble, but my FAVORITE is Desperate Living. Somehow Mink Stole as a neurotic housewife running from the law is my definition of a fabulous movie.

    "Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!"

    "Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen. Oh, I can't stand this scenery another minute. All natural forests should be turned into housing developments! I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore?"

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  6. It's true, Mink Stole is a genius, although I understand working with her is a nightmare. I'm always haunted by how much better I would like Desperate Living with Divine, but you can't have everything

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