The band Alphaville had a great song called Big in Japan with the line “Things are easy when you’re big in Japan” but of course I heard it as “Things are easy when you’re big in your pants.”
I gotta go
I gotta go
But I don't want to be the bigger person. I don't want to be the adult in the room. I don't want to go high when they have go...
White pumps are gauche!
ReplyDeleteI loved this song! Sadly, at my height, I'd be anything other than big in Japan.
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