Monday, November 5, 2007

Beefcake Freshen Up

Our sommelier, Pius Victorius Emmanuel, recommends the Tequila Kahlua Margarita, but only as a douche.

5 comments:

  1. And he looks poised ready to receive... communion I think. Or something.

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  2. A toga party???

    My motto: "Young people---if ya can't fuck 'em, what good are they?"

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  3. a kahlua douche?

    has a nice ring to it.

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  4. My god. That sounds unpleasant. A tequila douche? Wouldn't that make you extremely drunk very quickly?

    Actually...Reverse shots for everyone!

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  5. I don't know but every time I see kids sticking their tongues out like this it gives me flashbacks and all I want to do is pop a hit of acid on it!

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