Our sommelier, Pius Victorius Emmanuel, recommends the Tequila Kahlua Margarita, but only as a douche.
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And he looks poised ready to receive... communion I think. Or something.
ReplyDeleteA toga party???
ReplyDeleteMy motto: "Young people---if ya can't fuck 'em, what good are they?"
a kahlua douche?
ReplyDeletehas a nice ring to it.
My god. That sounds unpleasant. A tequila douche? Wouldn't that make you extremely drunk very quickly?
ReplyDeleteActually...Reverse shots for everyone!
I don't know but every time I see kids sticking their tongues out like this it gives me flashbacks and all I want to do is pop a hit of acid on it!
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