Saturday, April 5, 2008

B'day Blog


Bow down before me, bitches; today is my birthday. To celebrate, R Man showered me with gifts up to and including gaily striped socks and a pressure cooker. I really am thrilled. I took a birthday nap this afternoon and now we're headed out for dinner at Foreign Cinema, a joint that exudes glamour and high times like Gloria Swanson in heat.
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10 comments:

  1. jasonApril 5, 2008 at 6:39 PM

    Yeay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Neely O' Hara and April Ames send their love.

    We're all taking naps her together in your honor, (though Neely is hogging the covers,and April smells like an ashtray)

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  2. ayeM8yApril 5, 2008 at 6:44 PM

    Happy Birthday Gloria!

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  3. Stephen R.April 5, 2008 at 8:46 PM

    Happy Birthday, Ms. Swanson!!!!

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  4. ThombeauApril 6, 2008 at 3:21 AM

    Swanson or Vanderbilt, it's all good. And so are YOU! Happy Birthday, sweetie!!!

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  5. TigerYogijiApril 6, 2008 at 7:36 AM

    Happy Belated Birthday Dahling!!!

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  6. NoeliaApril 6, 2008 at 8:54 AM

    Happy Birthday MR. Peenee!
    Sorry I'm late, but that's the story of my life... Anyway, May all your wishes come true, including more champagne and more houseboys!

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  7. Ray RayApril 6, 2008 at 9:34 AM

    Happy belated B-day Miss Peenee! May all your whorish dreams come true!

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  8. AnonymousApril 6, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    What Ray Ray is saying is that you're never too old to dream!

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  9. joe*to*hellApril 6, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    i am late late late

    ive been offline for a few days

    but still, a very happy. atta girl

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  10. AnonymousApril 6, 2008 at 8:57 PM

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