Sunday, October 28, 2007

Via con Whatshisname

I’m being exiled to Sacramento Monday morning for a week-long training on how to process loans. I think I’ve mentioned how very feeble I am at math (I’m a visual kind of gal) so the prospect is daunting, to say the least. Plus, Sacramento? And not even really Sacramento, but some forsaken suburb of it. My sensitive nature shudders. Anyway, I won’t have access to the wonderful world of the internet, so no scintillating insights into the world of mrpeenee until Friday, and that’s only if I survive.

In the meantime, I’ve put together a photo page of my favorite porn stars at here. Your assignment: compare and contrast.

See ya Friday.


  1. A week lon training session on processing loans in suburban Sacramento...without the internet??

    Goodness...I think I'd die.


    And don't worry..we'll take good care of the houseboys for you.

  2. That is exactly what worries me. Fortunately, I hid them.

  3. Oh, those are a bit more adult than I'd expected. Luckily little Junkette was getting a glass of milk and didn't see them before I could log off.

    I go to suburban Sacramento and can confirm there is internet there. Hell, I had wireless when I was on the shores of Lake Atitlan, Guatemala, this spring. You'll be returning just after I've departed. Happy travels.

  4. some how jetting off to Spain seems much more palatable than a week in Citrus Heights.

    Have a good time.

  5. Doug Perry is pretty, but that pose is stupid. Who falls asleep in a lawn chair with a raging hardon?

    Max Orloff's penis is truly intimidating. I love challenges, though. My favorite is BRAD PATTON. I mean come on. He's got like the biggest penis in the WORLD, He's freaking gorgeous, and he's a champion figure skater. *SWOOON!*

  6. Darling, you're not a bitchy old queen. Your blog is.

    And you've only been gone two days and I already miss you. I have a peenee addiction.

    Haha I feel like I've said that before...


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