Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Beefcake: Isn't It Just One Thing After Another?

I'm afraid all the attention I paid to the misplaced Karizma has led to our normally excellent footman Hippolyte feeling neglected and now he's become pouty. I'm very concerned that this might lead to another timeout in the Discipline Closet for him, but one must be firm, after all.


  1. I want to borrow Hippolyte for a couple days. I'm throwing a cocktail party and I need a new serving table.

    He can keep the hors d'oeuvres warm.

  2. ...and provide a convenient bottle opener.

  3. I'm afraid I never lend out the domestics. It's like your good tupperware, even your best friends "forget" to return them.


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