Our house boy, Karizma, has wandered off again. He’s not very smart and elderly admirers are always trying to lure him away with promises of sugary treats. If found, please return him promptly.
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I think I saw him wandering around the interstate. Had a sign that said "Have you seen Mike Hunt?"
ReplyDeleteHonestly. He knows he is absolutely forbidden to do that anymore. Bad Karizma, bad, bad Karizma.
ReplyDeleteHe had another sign that said "Will suck cock for dick".
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, that one's mine.
I'll return him.
ReplyDeleteummm...sure
Have either of you been offering him sugary treats again?
ReplyDeleteI've noticed he's also distracted by anything shiny.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of all the money I spent on his Saucy French Maid costume....
ReplyDelete...when you could have been wearing it yourself!
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